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PirateStrangler
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Birthday: 12/31/1943
Interests: Well, lets see... I like feeding lobsters performance enhancing drugs and then fighting them to the death. I like watching Frasier. I also enjoy freeform jazz and running over hippies with my car.
Expertise: Well, lets see if you can guess what I'm particularly good at:
Danang, 1963. Me and Wadsworth just finished clearing out a Vietnamese schoolbus with grenades when suddenly Wadsworth drops to the ground. I spring to his aid only to find him dead with a bowie knife in his back. I look around and they're everywhere. There was only one way out and that was threw them. Well, I can tell you that I beat each and everyone of those Viet Congs to death with one of Wadsworth's legs.
If you haven't guessed already, I am an expert gardener.
Occupation: Consulting
Industry: Textiles
Message: message me
AIM:  Piratestrangler
Member Since:
3/20/2005
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| Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, and have a krazy Kwanza, and whatever else you'd like. I hope your holidays are full of presents and eggnog for years to come. Unless you're lactose intolerant, then the rules are entirely different. Jeff out. | | |
| ANDREW GOT ARRESTED!!! It was so funny, I laughed. I'll be getting a pic of him in the police car soon enough. Now, onto the business at hand. I'm getting $400 in two days, and I will not know what to do with it, whos with me? | | |
| HI!!! HOW ARE YOU? ME?!? IM FINE! IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY IM LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE OF WORKING AT WALMART, THEY HOLLOWED ME OUT AND FILLED ME WITH FALSE HAPPINESS AND SUNSHINE! BECAUSE AT WALMART, OPINIONS AND EMOTIONS ARE NOT ONLY DANGEROUS BUT THEY'RE AGAINST COMPANY POLICY! SO THANK AND HAVE A NICE DAY OR YOU SHALL BE DISEMBOWELED.  | | |
| I got a job at Walmart, I'm a courtesy technician or something like that. In other words, I push carts and clean the Mensroom. I just took my drug test and well, the doctor kinda freaked me out, lets just its not mandatory that the doctor watches you go. I'll leave it at that. | | |
| I am being punished. But instead of regular grounded, my parents have found something much more twisted and maniacal. They gave me a haircut, a short haircut. They also threw away most of my clothes, and replaced them with new clothes... different clothes. So I speak to you now as a warning, I may no longer look like Jeff but its me deep beneath my horribly changed exterior. They will pay. | | |
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